Nov 24, 2007: Because of site-wide update to a new design, the cat is currently broken (and ugly). Sorry.
He WILL be fixed soon
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Disclaimer
Don't take this stuff seriously. That SHOULD go without saying, since fortune telling is bullshit. Along with astrology,
psychics, ESP, religion....etc...
Bigfoot is real though. And great in bed. You know what they say about a mythical monster with big feet.......
If you'd like to comment on the cat thing,...sorry, that's been disabled due to spam! You can still read other people's praise for the cat thing here
If it doesn't work properly, it's probably because your browser is a piece of shit. Using Internet Explorer? definitely a piece of shit. If it doesn't work on forums or certain websites, it's probably because that website is a peice of shit, and supports little or no HTML code, or screws up some or all of it.
FAQ, etc
Q: Why does the cat have 6 legs?
A: Because he lost a few in 'Nam.
Q: How many fortunes are there?
A: Right now: 62
Q: Can I see all the fortunes?
A: Sure, I guess...but it's funner to 'get' them randomly.
(here they are)
Q: Do you have more neat stuff?
A: I dunno, do I? Check out the rest of the site
Q: The cat says such sarcastic, mean things. Does it hate me?
A: No. The cat doesn't hate...the cat loves everybody. except for you; the cat hates you.
Q: Dude, who made this anyway? Who wrote all the fortunes?
A: Me. Me.
Q: Why did you make this?
A: To share the gift of cynicism?
As an outlet for my loathing of all things?
To amuse some, confuse others, and piss off a few?
A cheap gimmick to bring in hits?
The world, may never know.....
Q: Hey! I take offense to _______
A: GOOD!
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